But several were left behind, [uh-oh] led by two enthusiastic young women [double uh-oh! Ho-ho-ho]. Infused with the Holy Spirit, they fell "into a frenzy," writhing on the ground crying out that all must repent, for the day of judgment was nigh. Bystanders were bewildered and ran about the streets in confusion. No one knew what was happening. [He-he-he] Someone called "Fire!" [No!] The tumult subsided when the women were carried off to prison...

Lolol. Oh my God. Bailyn has a lot of material to work with here but he tells it brilliantly.