Dissent

ESPN/Iain Macintosh predictions:

1. Manchester City. Bullshit.

2. Manchester United.

3. Tottenham. That sounds right.

4. Arsenal. No. Lower.

5. Chelsea. Bullshit. First.

6. Liverpool. No. Higher. Champs League place.

7. Everton.

8. Leicester.

9. Newcastle United. PUT DOWN YOUR CRACK PIPE!

10. Southampton. 

11. A.F.C. Bournemouth. Too high.

12. Stoke.

13. Swansea.

14. West Ham United.

15. Crystal Palace.

16. West Bromwich Albion.

17. Burnley.

18. Watford.

19. Huddersfield Town.

20. Brighton & Hove Albion. No. Higher. Will not be relegated.