A Look at the Possible Consequences of Brad Marchand's Tactic of Licking Opponents

(Sports Illustrated)

No wait! I know what you're thinking, this is hockey, "lick": as in "punch," "sock." That is not what this is.  This guy Marchand licks their faces with his tongue.

I know of only two similar incidents in sports history. Mike Tyson biting the ear off of Evander Holyfield in a heavyweight championship fight and Luis Suarez taking chomps out of opposing players at Ajax, Liverpool and in the World Cup.

Somebody else is in need of an intervention.