Ty Cobb, lawyer in the employ of the White House, counsel to the first (soon-to-be-ex) premier of America 2.0, has been replaced. The new (soon to be ex?) lawyer on the American taxpayer payroll defending IllegitTrump is Emmet Flood who was formerly the lawyer to former president of the nation formerly known as the United States Bill Clinton during Clinton's impeachment.
According to former presidential candidate, former mayor of New York City and famed impotent transvestite Rudolph Giuliani, now apart of this legal "dream team" also, the aforementioned small-pawed, impotent, cuckolded, imbecile Trump did not push Cobb out, his hands are too small, fellow legal dreamer Jay Sekulow "had the most to do with it" quote unquote. Sekulow wants the dreamers to be more "aggressive" with Special Counsel Robert Mueller is the word. The undersigned legal eagle hastens note however that Mistress Rudolphina agreed to perform his unique services in order to make nice with Mueller, maybe dance and snuggle with him as the trap did with Trump. Or have Mueller piss on him, Trump's fetish of choice. Who knows?
The aforementioned undersigned does believe, and is on record stating his belief, that Ty Cobb did not provide effective assistance of counsel to the aforesaid lunatic Trump, that in assuring Trumpie that Big Bad Bob would be done with this whole distracting bother of a criminal investigation by the end of 2017 or at the latest January or February, 2018--And this being MAY.--that the aforesaid Cobb either lied to his client or showed stupefying misjudgment and better performs in the position of left out, off the team, off the field, an outfielder, in which position Cobb is, after all, a hall of famer.
This Monster's Ball just keeps hemorrhaging monsters.
According to former presidential candidate, former mayor of New York City and famed impotent transvestite Rudolph Giuliani, now apart of this legal "dream team" also, the aforementioned small-pawed, impotent, cuckolded, imbecile Trump did not push Cobb out, his hands are too small, fellow legal dreamer Jay Sekulow "had the most to do with it" quote unquote. Sekulow wants the dreamers to be more "aggressive" with Special Counsel Robert Mueller is the word. The undersigned legal eagle hastens note however that Mistress Rudolphina agreed to perform his unique services in order to make nice with Mueller, maybe dance and snuggle with him as the trap did with Trump. Or have Mueller piss on him, Trump's fetish of choice. Who knows?
The aforementioned undersigned does believe, and is on record stating his belief, that Ty Cobb did not provide effective assistance of counsel to the aforesaid lunatic Trump, that in assuring Trumpie that Big Bad Bob would be done with this whole distracting bother of a criminal investigation by the end of 2017 or at the latest January or February, 2018--And this being MAY.--that the aforesaid Cobb either lied to his client or showed stupefying misjudgment and better performs in the position of left out, off the team, off the field, an outfielder, in which position Cobb is, after all, a hall of famer.
This Monster's Ball just keeps hemorrhaging monsters.
