Wednesday, May 02, 2018

Giuliani Steps on His Dick Again

He contradicted the Pillsbury Dough Girl who had told the press hall of famer Ty Cobb had decided to "retire" when he said fellow dream teamer Jay Sekulow "had the most to do with it," pushing Cobb into the outfield.

Tonight...Rudy's got to loosen his girdle. The blood is not getting to his head...Remember when the Liar in Chief said--repeatedly--he did not know about Michael Conehead's $130,000 hush money payoff to Stormy Daniels? That he, Lunatic Liar, did not pay any hush money? Didn't reimburse Conehead? Well tonight, the next ex of the dream team goes on Fox and says, Oh yeah, Trump paid the hush money, see, "it was FUNNELED through a law firm, and then the president paid it." “It’s going to turn out to be perfectly legal; that money was not campaign money." CONEHEAD didn't make an illegal campaign contribution, Trump paid him back, see? Rudy immediately realized he had stepped on his giuls, "Sorry, I’m giving you a fact now that you don’t know." Oh, that's all right. Who the fuck do you represent, Fooliani, Conehead or Trump? Well, Giuliani said he was joining Team Trump to be chummy with Mueller. He made a friend tonight!

Somebody just take Giuliani out and shoot him.

Trump, full 100 here: You are stupid...wait wait wait wait wait wait...You are not just stupid, Trump, you are the flame that draws other stupids to you as moths. Anyone who wants to work for you, Trump, DON'T HIRE THEM.