The University of Miami Gardens should make it official and rename itself Miami Gardens Correctional Institute. They are classless in two senses: they've players don't go to class and they are so sleazy you want to take a shower just driving past the campus.
Eighteen days ago defensive coordinator Manny Diaz left SCUM to take the head coaching job in Philadelphia at Temple. Eighteen days later SCUM head coach Mark Richt announced his resignation. Ten hours after that, SCUM announced that Diaz was their new head coach.
Miami tackle football has trended mostly unnoticeable for most of the millenium. I hope they trend into oblivion. They have an entire cell block reserved for SCUM football on death row. Make your reservations now SCALUMNI. You will be welcomed by Booty Bandits who will throw you gala blanket parties that will leave your assholes flapping in the wind.
Eighteen days ago defensive coordinator Manny Diaz left SCUM to take the head coaching job in Philadelphia at Temple. Eighteen days later SCUM head coach Mark Richt announced his resignation. Ten hours after that, SCUM announced that Diaz was their new head coach.
Miami tackle football has trended mostly unnoticeable for most of the millenium. I hope they trend into oblivion. They have an entire cell block reserved for SCUM football on death row. Make your reservations now SCALUMNI. You will be welcomed by Booty Bandits who will throw you gala blanket parties that will leave your assholes flapping in the wind.
