A long-time friend is a flight attendant for Spirit Airways. A few days ago we had this text message exchange:

My unwinding time

     Boy. That's unwinding for ME and I don't even live there!

     HAHAHAHAHA! But wait...Is that WATER, Miss Susan? Water is for BATHING! You need to put a little "spirit" in that water!😂

It's Gin and tonic
   
     🤣