Monday, May 13, 2019

LOLAKERS


Look at that dweeb! Look at that bubble head!
General Manager.        Owner.

“Hi, Nice to meet you. My name is Uriah Heep."

"Pay no attention to her. She is a bimbo. I have her right...under...my...thumb.

“ Hi, I’m Linda. I’m the Bubblehead/Owner’s best friend since high school. Those are my qualifications.”
Linda Rambis | executive director, special projects


“Kurt Rambis. Former Laker. Husband of the best friend since high school of the Bubblehead. How's it goin'.”


Kurt Rambis | senior basketball adviser


Joey Buss | co-owner/team president of the South Bay Lakers/Brother of the Bimbo
Most recently, the Lakers' G League president engaged in one-on-one conversations with 
Williams and Lue during the interview process.


Jesse Buss | co-owner; director of scouting and assistant general manager/Brother of the Bubblehead.
The youngest of the Buss siblings, his responsibilities in the organization focus primarily on the team's draft process. 
Phil Jackson | former Lakers head coach | former agent of mass destruction New York “Knicks” | former fiance of the Bubblehead.
Jackson spends half the year at his Montana residence, but he remains close to Kurt Rambis and has been a regular visitor to the Lakers facility.

Kobe Bryant | former Laker


Pelinka was Bryant’s former agent


These are not the Showtime "Lakers."


That is the Clown Showtime "Lakers."