Oh my goodness gracious. City swatted ‘Arry the Elk ‘Ornet 6-0 today to win the FA cup. That completes the first domestic treble ever. Silky, the Arch Angel, KDB and British Sterling all scored for the Angels, the last twice. Don’t know who missed the extra point.

This of course will only fuel hatred of City, that Sheikh Mansour’s petro-dollars are ruining the competitiveness of the Premier League and speaking as one City fan, quoting FDR in 1936, "I welcome their hatred.”

For who has won the most top flight English football titles? Who has won second-most?
Third?
Fourth?
Fifth?
Sixth?
Seventh?

Who are the “Invincibles,” the only team to go unbeaten through a Premier League season?

How many points did City win the league by this year?

Who lost the fewest matches this year?

And, who had the highest payroll in the EPL this year?

The fact is City have spent Sheikh Mansour’s billions wisely. Ask Glazer Bros about that. Ask PSG. As Liverpool has spent John Henry’s money wisely. The fact is that City’s ownership/management team have not made one bad hire as far as I can remember. Certainly none Alexis Sanchez-like. None Paul Pogba-like. The fact is that there were five clubs in the Premier League this season just past who each spent £122,000,000 or more on payroll. Number two finished number one. Number five finished second. Number three finished fifth. Fourth finished third and Numero Uno finished sixth.

So, in closing let me just say, quoting Borat, “Eat my teats!” Have a good even-ing.