CDC's hemorrhoids have resolved into Trump's limpy dick.
Man, Trump's dick is a beautiful thing when it doesn't work, isn't it? Yep, cases droop lower every week from Sept. 15 through Oct. 6. I guess that reddish shaded area is the "cone of uncertainty" like with hurricanes. Maybe Trump wants to extend it over Alabama with a sharpie I don't know I haven't asked him we don't really talk because I hate him. Anyway. You see that line connecting the last two red circles. That's a big ass drop! Know what it drops
to? 151,401 cases/day. Which takes some of the wood out of your pencil, no? The actual case number for the week just ended today is 146,597/day, about 5k/day
fewer than forecast weeks Sept. 15, 22, 29, and Oct. 6. Next week is forecast to be our Peak Delta, 166,187/day. Okay so if a tie is like kissing your sister 151,401 cases is like kissing your sister's boyfriend's dick. I don't know Guys and Dolls, Georgia's foo'ball team is at Peak Delta now with over 90% vaxed and the nation is supposed to drop with 75.2%? CDC can’t even count, we’re going to rely on what their models say they
will be counting a month from now?
So much for cases. CDC's deaths forecast is not so cheery.
Yikes! Well Trump always could get it up for whacking people. That's actually expected, the death interval. Deaths the week ending Oct. 6 are forecast to be 1,778/day. "Actual" deaths the week ending today were 1,137/day. Pretty poopy.
