Coupla dumhingers in the National Concussion League this afternoon. 8-4 BAL went to Lake Mistake to play the 6-6 "Brown Turds." "Blackbirds" all-everything QB Lamar Jackson got hurt and CLEVE led 24-9 after 3. "Raves" outscored 'em 13-0 in the 4th but came up short 24-22.
WFT? In D.C. one of the longest, most-storied rivalries in the pro game resumed. The Dallas "Cowboys Cheerleaders", 8-4, held on against the "Redskins" 27-20. Big Double D led 24-0 at the half and 27-8 after 3. The teams then exchanged four punts. Deep into the 4th '"Skins"got what looked for all the world to be a consolation TD to make it 27-14. But damn if on D's next possession Dak Prescott didn't throw a 31-yard pick-six. 27-20 and there was still 4:13 to play! And D.C. then forced a three-and-out. Squeaky bum time for Jerry Jones! WASH got the ball at their own 30 with plenty of time, plenty of time left, 3:04. But, you know, these are Daniel Snyder's "Redskins"! If it can be fucked up, it will be fucked up. Sho 'nuff, on 3rd and 3 from the D.C. 37 the "Cheerleaders" sacked and stripped the WASH QB and "'Boys" recovered. Dallas now 9-4, WFT 6-7.