HAHAHAHAHAA! The Hammerheads are for REAL!

West Ham United trailed table-toppers Swine Chelsea 1-0 and 2-1 at Hammerhead Stadium before scoring twice in the 56th' and then the 87th' to snatch victory from the asshole of defeat 3-2. West Ham are a good side. Period. They are fourth in the table which will see them play in the Champions League next season. The Hambones win is a golden opportunity for Liverpool, right now 0-0 at Wolverhampton, and Manchester City, at 'Arrry the Elk 'Ornet in an hour, to claim first place on the day with wins.