Zion Williamson, the New Orleans "Pelicans" superstar, has a problem with his right pinky toe not healing. In fact, an MRI showed the healing was regressing. Z's rookie year in 2019/20 didn't start until Jan.22, 2022 and then COVID-19 ended the "Pelicans" season. He appeared in only 24 games that first season. Last season, '20'-'21, the kid was p'ert near healthy as a horse playing in 61 of 72 possible games and played like a wild bull averaging an astounding 27 ppg and making the All-Star game. He has yet to play in '21-'22. In his NBA career this prodigy, through absolutely no fault of his own, has played in 85 games and missed 87. Sorrow for the good young person with the megawatt smile, the killer game and the kazzilion dollar contract. Depressing for the NOLA organization and its fans who just can't catch a break waiting for Moshiach. N.O. has the third worst record in the Association at 8-20, ahead of only Team Psychosis in Detroit with Isaiah Stewart, and Mickey Mouse. Better days ahead Z, N.O., stay positive. 

Lake Mistake is having a good year, they are 16-12 after beating Excremento in the Pawn Shop. The "Cadavers" are 16-12. 

Happy for Philly who have put B.S.'s  b.s. out of mind as he is out of sight. "Sixers" beat the incandescent 'Warriors"tonight to move to 15-12; GS "falls" to 21-5. 

Damn Brooklyn leads the East at 18-8 because they have rid the team of the pestilence of "Bed Bugs" and flat earth theories. Kyrie has a borderline IQ but thinks he has the equivalent of  Ph.Ds in astrophysics and immunology and styles himself as a civil rights leader. If Irving had a coherent thought in his kernel-sized cranium it would die of loneliness. He is embarrassment to his race, the human race, I am prohibited from encouraging harm on another humanoid. I am permitted to say that if Kyrie Irving were outside my front door, consumed by flames and begged for my aid I would roast marshmallows over his smoldering, expiring personage.

In short pants football across the pond Manchester United beat the "Canaries" at the Bird Cage 1-0; 'Pool beat Asta Spumante by the same dreary score at RayJay, Swine Chelsea took three from Leeds 3-2 at the Bridge and 6th Arsenal wasted 16th Southie at Emerates 3-0.

I think that's it. That's enough anyway. Nite nite termites.