Nicholas Kristof, who quit his job to run for governor of Oregon, was ruled ineligible to run by the state Supreme Court because he didn't meet the state residency requirement. That is just embarrassing. “This ruling represents the end of my campaign for governor,” Kristof said. “But let me be clear: I’m not going anywhere.” No sir, you are not. You're not going anywhere. It's the humiliating end to your work life. What an ass.