“Heat” vs “49’ers”

The “Heat” play tonight. They are in the city of Corruption, Maniacs, Rats, Rapists—and that’s just at Trump Tower—Subway Pushers, Floating Corpses, and James Dolan, who owns Miami’s opponent, the “Knickerbockers”, who last won a championship forty-nine years ago, and which has inspired the popular league-wide chant among opposing fans, “KEEP THE TEAM!” The “Heat” are five-point favorites.