“I was really confused because Appalachian is definitely not a state. But sure enough, I found them and they are located deep and I mean DEEP in the backwoods, just like you would think any hillbilly college that names themselves ‘the Mountaineers’.
“I just hope that these guys can get here tomorrow alright, because I know for a fact that half of their football team can barely even read the name on their jerseys, let alone, read a map! It’s a shame that the only two brain cells that these guys have left are going to get knocked out by our wrecking crew defense tomorrow.”-Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University "Head Yell Leader" Zach Cross at Friday "Midnight Yell" in College Station, Texas. The "Mountaineers" beat Little Brother 17-14 the next day.
