Tackle football in the state of Iowa is a post-nuclear dystopia like current New York City, where only rats, violent criminals, polio and incompetence live. There were five FGs, no TDs, in the "Hawkeye"-"Illini" game. Illinoise had three, Iowa two.

In Ames the FG tally was 3-1 in favor of Cyclops but #20 K-State got one of those rarer-than-hens-teeth thingys in the state called a "touchdown." FT K-State (20) 10-Cyclops 9.

The Cocks ravished the Cats (13) in the Kitty Pad 24-14.

#14 N.C. State scored 16 points to zero for the Semiholes in the second half to win 19-17 in what reads like a hard loss for FSU.

The game of the day, well, what else? Bama-A&M. But give a lotta love to TCU (17) handing Kansas (19) its first loss in a real couch burner, 38-31.

The two Miami-area schools, the Gardeners and Florida Intercoastal don't reveal attendance figures unless they are sued to keep people from pointing at them and laughing hysterically in their faces. I would guesstimate maybe 45k-50k combined. Both lost.

That's all folks! Hell, it's Sunday already. Remember, Christians Hate America and God bless.