Toilet Nation Premier Calls New York Times on Telephone, Claims Strait of Hormuz will be "permanently toll free"
Also, Trump...described Israel’s prime minister as “a very difficult guy.”
You see, Shehbaz, he doesn't have the aforementioned "very difficult guy" firmly in his grasp. Word is Shehbaz (my mouth to your ears only), he is thinking of "primarying" that inferior individual if, and when, there are ever "elections" again in the Protectorate.In a 28-minute phone conversation that Mr. Trump initiated from the White House residence, and a brief follow-up call...
-had remade the Middle East in America’s favor.
Deal is reached to end Iran war and Trump orders stop to US naval blockade
AP
-had saved the Protectorate from nuclear obliteration (although the Governor objected to this (He's soo difficult)
-excoriated Netanyahu for mounting attacks that nearly derailed the final agreement.
-said difficult guy "should be very thankful to us for doing this. Because if Iran had a nuclear weapon, Israel wouldn’t be around for two hours.”
The memorandum of understanding, for example, only suspends tolls in the strait for 60 days [and only starting Friday, David, if the MoU is signed (electronically)], and then promises a regional dialogue about the future. Iran had never charged tolls before the war, so Mr. Trump is essentially celebrating a return to the prewar status quo.
...the president sounded in a celebratory mood, talking about the coming Ultimate Fighting Championship event being held on the South Lawn of the White House and the possibility that it could be interrupted by rain. “This happens in wartime,” he said.
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Deal is reached to end Iran war and Trump orders stop to US naval blockade
ISLAMABAD (AP) — The United States and Iran have reached an agreement to end the war and open the Strait of Hormuz...
-Details of the deal were not immediately available.
-Key issues like Iran’s nuclear program are expected to be addressed later.
-Pakistan said the signing will be Friday in Switzerland.
-“Congratulations to all! I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz, and, simultaneously herewith, authorize the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade.”--Toilet Nation Premier
The Florida Criminal cannot "authorize" the opening of the Strait as it is Iran's, not his tolls.
-Iran’s deputy foreign minister, Kazem Gharibabadi, confirmed the agreement on state television but said Iran would not start implementing it until it was signed on Friday.
So until the "Memorandum of Understanding" is signed (electronically) Friday, June 19, Iran does not authorize "the toll free opening of the Strait" and the Toilet Nation blockade of Iran's ports will not be lifted.
-“Both sides have declared the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon,” Pakistani Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif said
Shehbaz, pardon the nit-picking but there is another, completely subservient to be sure, "side" that is involved exclusively in Lebanon, the Toilet Protectorate of Israel. I pick this nit bc although the Toilet Nation Premier has averred that "I call the shots", he has only with difficulty and many "Fuck Fuck Fuck's" been able to reign in Protectorate Governor Netanyahu.
-Broader negotiations on outstanding issues like Iran’s nuclear program would continue over the next 60 days...
-The deal likely returns the region to a status that existed before the war, but with thousands of people dead and Iran wielding a new source of negotiating pressure with its ability to influence shipping in the strait.
Other than that...[Lincoln joke], how was the war, Trumpie? "Congratulations to all!"
