Seems like such a nice place, doesn't it, the Israeli Protectorate?

Jewish people the world over have every reason to be proud that they have a homeland that is so admirable in every way, that is a beacon of democracy in an arid desert, that embodies the humanism of Judaism, that is universally so well-regarded and respected, independent, self-reliant,--they don't want anybody's help!--that's what world Jewry has in the Protectorate (you know, in case things go "south" if they live elsewhere). Yessir, that's what they have.