DERSHOWITZ: The other day there was a fund-raiser event on the Vineyard sponsored by Democratic Jews. The Jewish Democrats is the name of the organization, the Jewish Democrats. Now, if you ask a hundred people to name the five most well-known Jewish Democrats on Martha’s Vineyard . . .
CHOTINER: You want me to do that now, or are you saying hypothetically?
DERSHOWITZ: No, hypothetically.
Oh my fucking God, 'Witz, first of all 'Witz, you are "disgusting" as Larry David said, but my point is, you were killed during that interview, you died, you're DEAD. You're dead now! I don't know who your wife or family, or friends, but you don't have any, so your wife or family, I don't know who they got to impersonate you these last four years but that's not you, you're dead and buried under an olive tree in Israel, or you were cremated and your ashes buried under an olive tree in Israel as fertilizer but you, your ashes or your disgusting corpse, poisoned the olive tree and killed it.
