FTs

OT Lew (14) 26 Cal 29. smh Jeff Brohm.

Notre Dame (10) 49 Navy* 10. See ya next week in a lonely field beyond Fort Pitt, Irishmen.

The ACC ought to deemphasize. Virgins (14) Woke 16.

Bama (4) 20 Elle Esse Ew 9. I think Brian Kelly is toast.

(OT) 'Bilt (16) 45 Albern 38

UMG (18) 38 Orangemen 10

Wisc. 13 Wershington (23) 10

In other action...

UConn 37 Duke (ACC) 34

North Carolina-Belichick 20 Stanford 15 (ACC)

It's Probation Time Again Y'all 24 Free Shoes University 10 (ACC)

KY Jelly 38 FU 7

UCLA 14 Nebraska 28, 4:33 3Q. Don't give up on the "Bruins". They're played Nebraska.

In other action...

HT Bama (4) 17 Elle Esse Ew twee. If Brian Kelly doesn't win this one, I predict he'll be fired.

Virginny (14) 9 Woke 10, 7:55 3Q

It's Probation Time Again Y'all 21 Free Shoes University 7, 6;01 3Q

HT KY Jelly 24 FU 7

"Sources: Brian Kelly informed of LSU's intention to dismiss him"--Pete Thamel ESPN

Weird phrasing.

LSU coach Brian Kelly was informed of the school's intention to dismiss him on Sunday, and the program is expected to inform the team of this development at a meeting later tonight, sources told ESPN.

Talks about the terms of his departure are expected to continue, and the situation remains in flux...Kelly is owed just over $54 million in buyout money, and that looms as one of the issues in the discussions.

Pete Thamel ESPN

Good morninga Brian Kelly!

Elko credited the strong finish to strength and conditioning coach Tommy Moffitt, who held the same role at LSU from 2000 to 2021 until being ousted during the coaching transition from Ed Orgeron to Brian Kelly.

"Moffitt wanted this game just as bad as anyone else," said [QB Marcel] Reed, who finished with 202 passing yards and 2 touchdowns, and 108 rushing yards and 2 scores. "I remember Thursday, he kind of brought in a tackling dummy with Brian Kelly's face on it. Yeah, this one was an important one to him."

ESPN

I DON'T THINK THIS IS AN EXAGGERATION!

Kendell Hollowell

@KHollowell_

LSU has officially quit on Brian Kelly

10:38 PM · Oct 25, 2025
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I have read others write the same thing in Twitter!

😂

Unnecessary Roughness

@UnnecRoughness

Brian Kelly is attacking all his fellow LSU coaches

https://x.com/UnnecRoughness/status/1982272926255583377

10:27 PM · Oct 25

Andy Staples

@Andy_Staples


This ESPN director is just playing the hits. [KC Concepcion pops a punt return] 

"OK, cut to Brian Kelly and the special teams coach.”

10:27 PM · Oct 25, 2025

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As the walls close in on Brian Kelly, LSU braces for surging Texas A&M

Saturday Down South

Elle Esse Ew has tyoo losses...

...both to ranked SEC teams on the road, in a year where Head Asshole Brian Kelly flapped his pie hole that the Bayou Chinese were going to...

LSU Tigers Coach Brian Kelly Is Guaranteeing 2025 National Championship

Tonight they are at home against Texas DEI (3) and trail 14-9, 12:13 2Q. Lose a third game to a ranked conference opponent before the calendar turns November and Brian Kelly is road kill...which I am quiescent about.

I don't know if this guy is serious...

𝕵. 𝕭.

@JohnnyBSkol

#LSU fans, how would you feel about James Franklin replacing Brian Kelly?

8:05 PM · Oct 18, 2025

·200 Views

He's probably trolling but if he's serious, I feel competent to answer for Elle Esse Ew fannies! It can't be printed but it means, Neaux and Hail Neaux.

The similarities are uncanny. Been there for years, never won the big one, ran their mouths this summer about this being the IT year, faceplanted. A big difference is that James Franklin is a good and nice person and Kelly's an asshole.

You know, this does feel like James Franklin after O

Mike Ross
@standtalkla

Brian Kelly is more James Franklin than James Franklin

6:05 PM · Oct 18, 2025

·403 Views

FTs

 no. 13 Olé Miss Knocks Off no. fo' Elle Esse Ew 24-19. Should be a fun Brian Kelly post-game!

Illinoise (23) rebounded from last week's scalping by Chief Cignetti to beat Ew Esse Cee (21) 34-32.

Speaking of, Indy (11) won at Iowa 20-15.

Ga. Tech (16) rallied to beat Wake in the Forest, 30-29.

And finally, my Beloveds did in fact fall to Lew. 34-27 in a lonelee field beyond Fort Pitt.

FT Brian Fucking Kelly (3) 20 Billy Napier 10

Sorry Billy Naps, you are the no. 1 retard.

God, I love Twitter

@FL_Gatorman

this game is just a battle for who is the biggest retard billy napier or brian kelly

8:27 PM · Sep 13, 2025

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Eddie @eddiec118

Nussmeier must be terrified of being murdered by Brian Kelly for making a mistake.

8:27 PM · Sep 13, 2025

·13 Views

Levander 'Bird' Williams @Rush3_Drop8

Brian Kelly seems like the kind of coach who never has former players come back to visit him.

8:16 PM · Sep 13, 2025

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😂

GIVE IT TO HIM WEEKS!😀

Glen West
@glenwest21

Brian Kelly on the sidelines talking to a pretty agitated looking Whit Weeks. Don't blame him one bit.
Weeks on the field trying to coach some from the sidelines. Defense gets off the field and holds Gators to a FG attempt. It's good.

Florida leads 3-0. #LSU

7:55 PM · Sep 13, 2025
·1,306 Views

STARTS AT THE TOP!

I think BK shoot set an example. 

Jacques Doucet
@JacquesDoucet

Two subpar offensive possessions by @LSUfootball
to start game. The physicality Brian Kelly hopes for not there yet. #LSU

8:02 PM · Sep 13, 2025

·391 Views

BayOOOO Bandits go 3-and-out AGAYNE! (any Brian Kelly sideline shots, Twitter?)

FT Clemson (4) 10 LSU (9) 17

A tremendous win for an excellent head coach and asshole, Brian Kelly. I did not think he would do it. He staked everything on this game, preaching "1-0" all spring and summer, pettily called Clemson "Junior Death Valley." You can be an asshole down on the bayou if you win. Tonight, Kelly walked his talk. I was rooting against him every snap. He gets the last laugh. Sincere congratulations, Coach Kelly. 

And more so, congratulations to LSU's players. 

Clemson "Tigers" 3 Elle Esse Ew "Tigers" 0, 7:56 1Q

LSU coach Brian Kelly shows frustration with his receivers early in Clemson game

LSU football coach Brian Kelly was less than pleased with mistakes made by a pair of his receivers in the first quarter of Saturday night's game against Clemson.

First, Barion Brown was the culprit on an illegal formation call that wiped out a 16-yard run by Caden Durham. 

Following the penalty, Kelly and Barion were seen in an intense conversation on the sideline.

...

As LSU headed to the sideline, Kelly was seen expressing his displeasure with co-offensive coordinator/receivers coach Cortez Hankton. Once the players made their way to the sideline, Kelly began to shout at wide receiver Chris Hilton.

LSU trailed 3-0 late in the first quarter, and it's clear that Kelly knows his team has to clean up the mistakes to avoid a fourth consecutive season-opening loss under his watch.

NOLA