This could be a comedic parody:
"I voted in favor of discharging from the Foreign Relations Committee S. Res. 41, a resolution of disapproval with respect to a sale of rifles to Israel."
Rifles? Aren't we a century or so beyond "rifles"? How about slingshots?
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"I voted against discharging S. Res. 34, a similar resolution [of disapproval] with respect to a sale of air-to-ground munitions."
RIFLES, OVER MY DEAD BODY! Slingshots, maybe. AIR-TO-GROUND MUNITIONS, OKAY!
