Oh my God, that is the most important thing going on in the world today?
Oh my God, this is the most boring day in history.
Essentially, this means the most important thing in the world today is that John Kerry will talk.
Oh God.
It's, what, 7:36 pm Normal People Time? Cocktail time! Weeski time! I'm going to call a few of my closest friends to come over: Jim Beam, Southern gent, guy from Tennessee named Jack Daniels, and my oldest friend, red-head Scotsman, Johnny Walker.
June 1, 2013: You're B-O-R-I-N-G. When I wake up tomorrow you better be gone.
Oh my God, this is the most boring day in history.
Essentially, this means the most important thing in the world today is that John Kerry will talk.
Oh God.
It's, what, 7:36 pm Normal People Time? Cocktail time! Weeski time! I'm going to call a few of my closest friends to come over: Jim Beam, Southern gent, guy from Tennessee named Jack Daniels, and my oldest friend, red-head Scotsman, Johnny Walker.
June 1, 2013: You're B-O-R-I-N-G. When I wake up tomorrow you better be gone.
