One time, somebody wrote to me with a picture attached to the email and asked, "Is this you, Ben?" Below are all photographs of "Benjamin Harris:"

I've cut way back on my heroin use since this.

I have recovered from my heart attack since this.

I've lost weight since this.

Shaved since this.

Cut my hair since this.

My anti-social personality test score is lower since this.

I guess this was too easy. Here I am with the lovely CCC.