Speaking of Muslims, you never know when Mohammad is going to rear his ugly head again and murder innocent civilians, so it has been my practice over the years to gratuitously, randomly, and preemptively insult Islam. So:

Islam, you SUCK!

Mohammad was a paranoid schizophrenic.

Innocence of Muslims is my favorite movie of ALL-TIME!

Kurt Westergaard is my favorite political cartoonist of ALL-TIME.

Your civilization, political ideas, morality, not to mention your concepts of personal hygiene, are stuck in the 10th century.

Oh, and it's Friday!  Your holy day. Happy Sabbath.