Friday, February 28, 2014

Arright, wait a minute. I don't smoke, okay; I want a last drink...Oh! Which reminds me: that disgraceful country music song, "When I die, I want to go sober?" Nugatory on that, baby! Nugatory on that-there! That is a violation of everything country music means to me. It is an article of my faith that all human beings should be required to maintain a certain blood-alcohol level. Yeah, so put that in your pipe and smoke it...And hey, Blindfold! Why are you holding your hands like that, covering up your pee-pee? You think that thing's going to be any good in a second? Saving it for the 47 virgins? Are you Muslim or what! Hitler, are you Hitler! Huh? Punk.