The Day. A Preview.

Entertainment options are still aplenty in Orgasmia despite soccer being on its execrable international break. The Dirty Dozen or so debate again tonight. The winner gets to run in Myanmar's elections. The losers we gotta keep. We could have negotiated a better deal. The NBA season is in full swing and Pat Riley's Miami "Heats" are indeed looking like contenders...for the eighth and final slot in the playoffs. The champion "Warriors" are unbeaten, eight straight wins, and the "Mistakes" are 7-1 without Kyrie Irving. Riley's got 'em right where he wants 'em. And Game 9 of the baseball World Series is tonight. First one to 22 wins is the champion. Can't wait.