"We're holding our own!"

Rollin',

Rollin',

Rollin' like a river.

                                                    We're holding our OHH-OWN!

Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, WOO! WOO! Here comes the train!

Itsy, bitsy, Fitzy climbed up the water spout...

DOWN came the rain...

And washed the Fitzy out.

We're holding our own! (gurgle, gurgle)

You can hold my DICK!!!! That's what you can hold!!

Up popped the Fitzy and dried up none of the rain

Peek-a-BOO!

                                                   
And the itsy, bitsy, Fitzy climbed up the spout again.

And...no peek-a-boo. No bob. Perfect 10 jack-knife but perfect 10 jack-knife is not the prevailing theory.

That is the most horrifying recreation I have ever seen.