Man, these guys have been 24k lately:
@Fauxpelini has joined Stewart Mandel's "The Athletic," a subscription site, and Faux's twitter feed had not been the same. Shame, Stew! You stole Faux from us. DPRK News now #1.
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US "gossip blogger" Jessy Kelly is condemned as internet onanist, recklessly spraying his seed to the mortification of friends and family.
@Fauxpelini has joined Stewart Mandel's "The Athletic," a subscription site, and Faux's twitter feed had not been the same. Shame, Stew! You stole Faux from us. DPRK News now #1.
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Mangy She-ogre Donald Trump puts unknown old idiot to sleep during 5 hour lecture regarding best practices for grabbing women's genitalia.
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Marshal Kim Jong-Un declines "MacArthur Genius" award, citing despicable war crimes of MacArthur.
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Scrappy underdog Germany seen as team most likely to finish second to DPRK in 2018 world cup.
