"Boris!..."
"...Yes, Mikhail."
"Boris come watch zis with me Mikhail Mikhail'ovich KGB."
"...the child porno again Mikhail Mikhail'ovich?"
"NYET! SHHHHHH! IDYIT! It advert Amerikan Enemy Social Democrat oligarch buy on electronic television machine."
"Look how small his hand is Mikhail Mikhail'ovich."
"He GOOT ROOSKI!"
"Do you know when this advert run Boris? AT 6:14 A.M. NORMAL AMERIKAN ENEMY TIME DURING LUNATIC CLOWN FAVORITE SHOW!"
"Clown see?"
"OF COURSE CLOWN SEE! THAT WHOLE POINT! AMERIKAN ENEMY SOCIAL DEMOCRAT SWINE OLIGARCH BUY TIME TO PUSH LUNATIC BUTTONS MAKE GHOUL JUMP OUT OF BOX!"
"Very high IQ Amerikan enemy Social Democrat Swine Oligarch."
"DA! Boris, DA! I Mikhail Mikhailo'vich KGB think Amerikan enemy Social Democrats low IQ like Repubelikans. Why they no do this before I ask myself Mikhail Mikhailo'vich KGB. I clap at technique, Boris Borisy'vena, but it series problem Soviet Union. Trump lunatic Boris, no joke. 'Mental unstable.' Retard too."
"He retard too? Lunatic+Retard?"
"Da. Boris what kind lunatic no know this push buttons make ghoul jump out box? RETARD Lunatic! Lunatic no same as Retard. Lunatic Crazy. Retard low IQ. It too EASY push buttons for just lunatic. He low IQ retard+lunatic."
"He no in control."
"DA! BORIS DA! He no control own self!..."
"How we control..."
"Genius IQ Rooski students make study Trump and--You remember Boris Borisy'vena we play games! You remember?..."
"uh...da...OH DA! Boris remember! We play how control Clown and how Amerikan Enemy PUSH CLOWN BUTTONS!"
"DA! You remember how EASY push Clown buttons make ghoul jump out?
"DA! DA! Remember Mikhail we put the helium gas under microphone make him sound like chipmunk?!
"DA! That goot one. You remember we cut sound at Nurem... Clown shows?" (I was doing goot until I start say Nuremberg but quick change with High IQ and Boris not notice. Whew! Big WHEW!)
"We fly planes with banners "Clown von Disco" at Nuremberg Ral...
"NUREMBERG!... ADOLPH!..."
"BOR-ISSS!..."
"...ALLY...BARB..." This time I hit Boris on back of head with emergency dirk knock out. In five minutes he come to and not remember nothink. Dirk no hurt Rooski brain. I pick up like nothink happen:
"Genius IQ Rooski students show games make delicate adjustments to Clown Lunatic Retard Trump brain get BIG result goot and BAD."
"Delicate because Clown 'mental unstable.'
"Da! Boris..."
"...Mikhail you have the aspirin?"
"Da Boris da...'Bimbooski Secretary bring me aspirin!...'"...Mental unstable like geograph unstable too much and...landslide. Retard Lunatic Trump Clown have bad week Boris, BAD, we must make goot delicate adjustment."
"Time for Clown road trip."
"Da, Boris, Da. Road trip."
