How to Control Lunatic by Me Mikhail Mikhail'ovich KGB and Him Boris Borisy'neva KGB

"Mikhail Mikhail'ovich KGB, I concern."

"What is up Boris Borisy'vena?"

"How much string we pull this puppet Trump Clown?"

"Do not worry Boris Borisy'vena KGB, we not pull strings expose us."

"Nyet, Mikhail Mikhail'ovich, I no concern we pull too much string, I concern pull little, pee-pee little. Trump Puppet Clown lunatic, Mikhail Mikhail'ovich, focking cuckoo bird LUNATIC."

"Genius IQ Rooski intelligent students make detail study Lunatic brain."

"Da?"

"Da."

"What students find, Mikhail Mikhail'ovich, KGB."

"Trump brain exactly like Rooski brain."

"Relieve, Mikhail Mikhail'ovich, great RELIEVE!"

"Paranoi, impuls, no realit, violen, lie, no spel goot, explos..."

"EXPLOS!...ADOLPH!...ALLY!...BARBROOS!...BOOM!..."

I do goot till say explos.

"BOR-ISS!" 

"I sorry...Mikhail...Mikhail'ovich...Rooski deal Lunatic before...It no work goot."

"Breathe, Boris Borisy'vena, take sip water."

"Thank you. Thank you, Mikhail...If this Clown lunatic like...other one, how much strings we pull?"

"Is goot point Boris..."

"...Water taste funny. You poison me Mikhail Mikhail'ovich?"

"Of course taste funny you, no got vodka in it."

"We need pull strings more tight Mikhail. Rooski enemies push this clown button LUNATIC jumps out."

"Genius IQ Rooski students say clowns do the performance, Boris..."

"Per-form."

"Da. Clowns no real..."

"Clowns wear the mask!"

"Da!, Boris, Da! They wear the mask."

"Clowns want audience like, nyet Boris?"

"Da! Clap! Good job Clown!"

"Crowd like why clown CLOWN!"

"No crowd like clown no can do clown show. Have to sell the watches on street of Manhattan!"

"Da! Crowd like like clown battery."

"Battery can overcharge, Mikhail Mikhail'ovich."

"Da. BOOM!"

"BOOM!...NAZI!...BARBROOOS!...ALLY!... BOOM!...NYET BOOM! MIKHAIL MIKHAIL'OVICH, NYET BOOM!"

I do goot till say Boom.