Hi.

I like Saturdays.

I kiss and hug and make love to Saturdays I like Saturdays so much.

I am old. I have been working like a man half my age with half my blood alcohol level. This violates the laws of man and of God. Were it not for my assiduous fidelity to the health regime of alcohol and no exercise I could not have borne it.

Therefore, I am on strike. I order a moratorium on new crime. And old crime. All crime. Do not commit crime. I am on strike. I will not work defending crime today. Thank you.