Wednesday, December 05, 2018

Footie

Ah, good ol' Wednesday night football, who could forget?

Ahem.

This afternoon Normal Colonies Time Liverpool, wearing their spiffy clay away kit with the keeper dressed in shocking pink, kept pace with the City 3-1 at Burnley.









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Has there ever been another season, 15 games in, when two teams in the Premier League have been undefeated?


United and Arsenal drew 2-2 at RayJay. The Gunners went level on points with Swine Chelsea for the Champs League 4th spot in the table, a doable -4 in goal diff. Because...

Chelsea lost at Wolverhampton 2-1.

Newcastle got a much needed point amidst the row house at Everton. Rooks are all the way up to 14th place in the table, four points clear of the drop. Newcastle's gonna make it. Had a god-awful schedule to begin the season. With Murderer's Row not murdering them they are picking up points now.


Spurs, third, beat drop-ful Southie 3-1 in London.


Manchester United are eighth in the table after today's draw. They are eight points behind #4 Chelsea after 15 matches. They are -1 goals. -1. Eight points and 19 goals out of fourth. The Bucs are not going to make it. What are they going to do? Old Trafford is the only place where Jose Mourinho has not won. The only place. Who would have thought that?  Porto, Champions League, Chelsea, Inter, won the Champions League again, Chelsea again, Madrid: Mourinho won titles at every stop. Who would have thought that the only place where Mourinho could not win was at "The World's Greatest Club"?