Monday, December 10, 2018

I think I know how this game is going to turn out, I’m pretty confident actually, in a Heat loss but I don’t know! They lead LAL 58-55 in LALA land. Yawn snore. “And that’s the end of the third quarter, Lakers 88 Heat 70.” Something of that nature. In all likelihood. Justise Winslow, I’ve always been a big believer in Justise as close followers of this blog know ⚡️⚡️, the fucking fuck has an...efficient 17 points in 17 minutes on 7/10, 3/5 from range, he leads all scorers on both teams which includes LBJ of LAL. Which happens. Never has happened in the history of the whole earth but it happens in hallucinogenic dreams. Kelly Olynyk has 13 points in 13 minutes which is efficient also and which happens. Once in a career and a half. Maybe. If in this dream Miami were to win this game, I will have the natural reaction that any sane mortal would have. I will fly to Miami’s next stop on this seven game road trip and head butt Justise really hard. I will pry Erik Spoelstra’s mouth open and spit a honker in it. I learned that trick from Rebecca Solnit in River of Shadows and I will scream really loud at the Heat calling them Fucking Fucks.