Do you still hear people say coronavirus is just like flu? They’re wrong — here’s why

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/coronavirus-vs-the-flu-its-just-like-other-viruses-and-we-should-go-about-our-normal-business-right-wrong-heres-why-2020-03-09

Okay, I admit when I'm wrong. Coronavirus is not the flu. It's a virus. What the fuck is the flu, then? Wait...stop. You win, I lose, now I get a big bruise. Okay, it's a virus, and you're shitting yourself and the governments of the world are shitting themselves and there's going to be social isolation and a recession and the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse just rode by my front door and I just called to them, "Hey! Horseman! FUCK YOU AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON." 

I'm going on about my life, I'm interacting with people, I am not social isolating, I REFUSE to be a contributor to a recession. I will go to stores, restaurants as I wish. FUCK YOU.

Thus, I admit I am wrong. Enjoy the rest of your life.