Tuesday, April 28, 2020

The Trump Death: Only 954 Behind Vietnam War Killed


Trump raises his virus death toll projection to up to 70,000 in U.S.

Trump had previously seized on the estimate of 50,000 to 60,000.

Wise move.

April 28, 2:43 p.m.
This is an interim report because of Big News. The U.S. has passed the 1,000,000 mark of those infected with Trump Virus! Congratulations to all. And Trump is getting closer and closer to killing more Americans in four months than were killed in the Vietnam War in twenty years. He's a helluva virus, that Trump, and a helluva killin' machine. The numbers right now:

1,002,498 Americans infected with Trump Virus.

57,266 Americans Killed by Trump.

-954 Trump. Trump has killed over 1,000 Americans in the day not yet ended. He will exceed Vietnam's killed tomorrow. A day of celebration please! Hold a rally, Trump! Pack that enclosed venue of, say, 10,000 in Alabama with maskless Low Lifes! U.S.A.! D.O.A.! U.S.A.! D.O.A.!

5.71% Trump Kill rate.





April 27, 9:49 p.m.

Trump killed 1,399 people today. My goodness he is a killing machine. He should pass the Vietnam War killed on Wednesday, the 29th, or by Thursday, the 30th, at the latest.

As always Trump Low Lifes you are expected to be on the job working tomorrow, without masks, NO EXCUSES, and as a courtesy I will set the alarm for you per usual. Don't forget: If you cough or sneeze do so directly in the face of another Trump Low Life.


58,220 Vietnam War Killed

56,255 Trump War Killed

-1965 Trump.



10:49 p.m. April 26

I expect all Trump Low Life's to be at work tomorrow. Absence will result in docked pay from your death benefits.



58,220 Vietnam War Killed


54,856 Trump War Killed
-3364 Trump. So over 1,000 new people Killed by Trump today.

Trump's Kill efficiency is down a smidgen to 5.68% from 5.7% yesterday afternoon.

965,435 total cases of Trump Virus. That's an increase of 41,000 just today! That sort of takes the scarf off Dr. Deborah Birx' modest assurances that we are getting better. The Johnnies btw did NOT change their count today of 32.8k cases yesterday, April 25. So that's almost 74,000 new cases yesterday and today. They haven't published an updated graph that includes today so I'm not going to reprint that which I posted yesterday. It's grim but listen to Dr. Fauci if he ever reappears. Don't listen to Dr. Birx.


12:16 a.m. April 26

58,220 Vietnam War Killed.

53,789 Trump War Killed.

-4,431 Trump. 1,747 Killed by Trump in a little over half a day today.

Look at this Trumpie, through April 25!



Now THAT'S what you call flattening the ol' curve! Look at that baby just flattening out flat as a pancake. Only 32,800 new cases today. But since this is the Johnnies, it'll probably by 26,000 tomorrow morning.

It's clearly time, Trumpie. Why don't you help "LIBERATE" the states. Show your courage! Open your hotels! Hold one of your rallies in a spacious arena, say a 10,000 seater, keep 'em waiting, fill it to capacity with your Low Lifes packed in like sardines. You wouldn't wear a mask would you?  Set an example for the Low Life's so that they don't wear one either. Go shake hands and sign MAGA hats for them. They would really appreciate it. 

You scared, Trumpie?  You're acting scared. You're hunkered down all alone in your bedroom watching TV 8 hours a day. You aren't going to do the virus briefings anymore 'cause you're a lunatic and keep stepping on your dick. You're itching to get out and go to one of your rallies Trumpie, we all can feel it!. Do it! Give in to your instincts. Inject some disinfectant directly into your arm with a hypodermic needle to clean your lungs and GO! 

You're scared, aren't you Trumpie? You a pussy, Trumpie? I think you're a cuckolded, bone-spurred scaredy pussy. But you can prove me wrong.



2:18 p.m.

58,220 Vietnam War Killed.


52,782 Trump War Killed.

-5438 Trump
Trump is just killin' it. Inspired performance in just three hours.

The world death rate is up to 7%. America's has been climbing also and is at 5.7% in 924,000 cases.


April 25, 11:16 a.m.

58,220 Vietnam War killed.


52,042 Trump War killed.


-6,178 Trump