The undersigned hit the hay, as it were, last night at 2:42 a.m. in the morning Normal Cop Time and first arose at 6:29 a.m. Logic spoke forcefully to him that three hours and forty-seven minutos would likely prove insufficient to sustain him through the day and he therefore re-hit the hay until 8:09 a.m. I thank you for your interest in this matter and can further note the time of, e.g., my bowel movements upon sufficient demand.