By the numbers:
582,607: Total number of people infected with Trump Virus.
24,900: Total number of people infected with Trump Virus today. That is the lowest daily total since March 30 and is 4,000 fewer who were infected on April 12.
23,628: Total number of people Killed by Trump Epidemic.
1,549: Total number of people Killed by Trump Epidemic today. 1,573 were killed yesterday so that is an improvement, unless your are one of those killed today, of 24, not much improvement (unless you are one of those 24 not killed today.
Now, the next number I put in at this point is the mortality rate. Would I guess it to be higher or lower than yesterday's 3.96%? I think higher. Let's see...
4.05%: Trump Kill efficiency. Yep.
At the beginning of this post the lede read "TRUMP EPIDEMIC LESSENING! APRIL 13, 11:27 p.m." That seemed self-evident to me from the decline in the number of new daily cases; in fact it is the third day in a row the number of new daily cases has declined since peak on April 10. But I changed the lede. I changed he lede because I then saw the Johnnies' logarithmic graph:
You all can suck my teats if you a ____there. I want to see that motherfucker ____, not almost not quite just a little peepy incline. STRAIGHT! And then DECLINE! You people make me sick.
582,607: Total number of people infected with Trump Virus.
24,900: Total number of people infected with Trump Virus today. That is the lowest daily total since March 30 and is 4,000 fewer who were infected on April 12.
23,628: Total number of people Killed by Trump Epidemic.
1,549: Total number of people Killed by Trump Epidemic today. 1,573 were killed yesterday so that is an improvement, unless your are one of those killed today, of 24, not much improvement (unless you are one of those 24 not killed today.
Now, the next number I put in at this point is the mortality rate. Would I guess it to be higher or lower than yesterday's 3.96%? I think higher. Let's see...
4.05%: Trump Kill efficiency. Yep.
At the beginning of this post the lede read "TRUMP EPIDEMIC LESSENING! APRIL 13, 11:27 p.m." That seemed self-evident to me from the decline in the number of new daily cases; in fact it is the third day in a row the number of new daily cases has declined since peak on April 10. But I changed the lede. I changed he lede because I then saw the Johnnies' logarithmic graph:
You all can suck my teats if you a ____there. I want to see that motherfucker ____, not almost not quite just a little peepy incline. STRAIGHT! And then DECLINE! You people make me sick.
