THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN
How Joe Biden Can Win a Nobel Peace Prize
The Israel-Palestinian conflict could result in a peace deal--if the Americans are willing to broker it.
Ho, ho, ho. The old Nobel ploy, eh Friedman! It ain't workin' this time, bruh.
No, America is not willing to "broker" a peace deal. No, POJO is not interested in Middle East peacemaking and doesn't care that Middle East peacemaking is interested in him. You're not going to lure him into stepping in that shit puddle by dangling a Nobel.To guys from Scranton, Pa. a Nobel statuette is useful as a doorstop.
POJO saw President Carter broker the Camp David accords in 1978, which won Begin and Sadat Nobel's. Sadat paid for his Nobel with his life.
POJO saw President Clinton broker the Oslo Accords between Izzy and the Palestinians in 1993. Rabin, Peres, and Arafat won Nobel's in 1994. That one was purchased with Rabin's life. Other than that, Mrs. Rabin, how'd Oslo work out? FAILED in 2000.
Friedman is doing this because:
1) He knows that his boy Bibi and the 'Stinians have not the will to make peace themselves;
2) because Americans are finally seeing the light after 73 years. The threat to stay away from Ham and Izzy and the whole mess over there is more real than it has ever been;
3) to save Israel.
Americans are not interested in saving Israel anymore. Time for Israel to save herself. Fuck off, Friedman.
