Feel Free to Fantasize About Trump Behind Bars

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This gives me the opportunity to note that during one of those early real estate disasters, I wrote a column referring to him as “an extremely well-dressed pile of debt, wearing an unusual haircut.” That was in 1992, and next year I want you to remind me to celebrate my 30th anniversary of making fun of Donald Trump.

Oh, well done. Gail Collins gives The Gray Lady color.