Dear Adela,
Your June 13 letter explicitly states that same is to “formally notice” the Mountain West Conference of SDSU’s intent to resign from said conference. In light of your subsequent contention that said June 13 letter did not “formally notice”, I would like to request an official copy of your IQ test result(s), whenever taken.
June 14:
June 15:
Dear Commissioner Nevarez,
Thank you for the opportunity to speak to you hysterically on the phone today while I was in the ladies room with projectile diarrhea.
June 18:
Dear Adela,
Please accept the Mountain West Conference’s sympathies for your 24 hour/$34 million bug and our thanks for your second Notice of Resignation. We wish you only the best in your new conference whether that be the proposed Mexico-American Conference or wherever SDSU can find a home. Do be careful drinking the water.
Sincerely,
Gloria Nevarez
Commissioner, Mountain West Conference
