NSA! Islam! How the hell are ya? Been awhile. Oh, hey, NSA, I have been emailing an actual person in actual China. :o How about that, huh? We're looking into the feasibility of hacking into www.nsa.gov and redirecting all traffic to a gay porn site. Does Alexander still take facials, do you know? Islam, watched Innocence of Muslims. :( Again. :(:(  Have watched it again and again and again. Love that movie, man. Did Mohammad take facials, do you know?