Look, it was a JOKE, okay?...I am not John Boehner's bartender, I do not even know who John Boehner's bartender is...I want this record to be PERFECTLY CLEAR that I posted "I surrender" BEFORE the bartender story...NOOO!...That is INCORRECT, I did NOT know about the bartender before I posted "I surrender," I was looking at...I was reviewing troops! Okay? I was reviewing troop formations and as a JOKE ipostedisurrender, it had NOTHING to do with the bartender!