Saturday, January 31, 2015

"I'll tell you everything!"

First of all...ladies and gentiles...Gentiles... Menz: Do not ever, EVER, tell her "everything." Okay? Thank you. 

Second of all, What does he have to "tell?" Wtf did he do wrong? He didn't kill the dead girl! He didn't screw the hooker! Ah, they're the same...Well he didn't kill OR screw her! Why is he balling his eyes out? How did that fucking mask get on his pillow. I thought Nathalie Portman* Nicole Kidman was dead, I thought that's what that meant.

UPDATE, Feb. 1, 12:21 am: Shit. Apologize for any inconvenience.