Ok, I know. I, Benjamin Harris...

I Benjamin Harris (snore)...

...do solemnly swear...

...do solemnly sweah...

...that I will not use the f-word during Lent.

...that I will not use the f-word during Lent except in an emergency or unless it's a direct quote...

Okay fine! I, Benjamin Harris, do solemnly swear thatiwillnotusethef-word during Lent.