Sunday, February 22, 2015

There is a prominent report today from the Independent that unnamed "Gulf Oil states" are liberally financing ISIS. The source is a prominent Iraqi official, named as I recall from the report, but a name that I have forgotten at this particular moment in the rent fabric of space-time. The Iraqi official said one of the motivations for funding was to prevent attacks on the funding states, i.e. to pay protection money as one does to the Mafia and this here correspondent immediately said to hisself, "Ah Hah! Saudi Arabia" because that is what the House of Saud does. They have long given the most violent of violent Islam's sects, Wahibbism, free reign of the kingdom's spiritual realm in return for a happy policy of "NO ASSASSINATIONS." A negligible amount of time was spent researching the matter when it was confirmed that the devil investors in the ISIS start-up were Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Qatar. They are who "they" were identified as being when ISIS was a gleam in the Reaper's eye.

Of course all of us are not unfamiliar with Saudi Arabia, where First Lady Michelle Obama recently paid her respects at the late King's funeral, where America sends billions of dollars in payments for oil and billions more in annual "aid;" whom Michelle's husband praised for its "stability," whom the undersigned has called upon America to obliterate since 2002 and if some question the ardor of Barack's love for America, none will do so on this basis as he is not so "different" as to be different on this issue from two of his predecessors from another gulf oil state whose passion for America is doubted by none.

Nor are we unfamiliar with Kuwait and recall that thrilling day when the spokesman for the House of Bush announced breathlessly to an anxious world that "The Liberation of Kuwait has begun," Kuwait having been de-liberated by our late friend the late Saddam Hussein and temporarily made the "19th province" of the aforementioned Iraq which we have since done liberated its ownself to debatable effect; nor with Qatar are we unfamiliar as there was Headquarters for the afore-referenced Operation Desert Storm and we didn't know how to pronounce it, if it was to rhyme with "cutter" or sound like "Ka-TAR" and we still don't.

If ardent criticism of America for these actions is taken to evidence a lack of love for America the undersigned herewith freely and voluntarily, indeed flamboyantly, confesses his GUILT which he has just done and which he done did before.

I am Benjamin Harris.