It's Friday. I have worked like it's Monday every day this week so I'm filing a complaint against my boss with OSHA. I am not going to work today, it's too cold out anyway, and I am putting myself on a tether that only permits me to go as far as the liquor store, no further! I'm also starting a petition. I want two Fridays each week, an additional one to replace odoius Wednesday, so-called "Hump Day."