Over the weekend I was going through my saved searches on the 'puter, looking for some to delete, I don't know why I still do that, everytime I do I never finish, I get distracted by one and open it to read. It happened again this weekend with a column whose catch phrase is still burned into my brain:

There are several reasons why I don’t object to a mosque being built near the World Trade Center site, but the key reason is my affection for Broadway show tunes.

AHHH! STOP! NO MORE! PLEASE! Don't you just want to strangle him?