Tuesday, September 22, 2015

"91 Year-Old Woman Charged With 260,000 Counts of Accessory to Murder."-Time.

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El-Sisi!! Sounds like an Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood arrest.

German prosecutors...91-year old woman...worked at...Auschwitz.

Ah, Auschwitz, okay...What did she do, what was her work?

Spokesperson...German prosecutors...woman is a former radio operator for the camp's commandant.

Radio operator. Radio. Operator.

Man, I don't know about this one.

She is not the only one...supporting role...Oskar Groenink, 94,..."bookkeeper of Auschwitz"...convicted...300,000 counts...accessory...July.

The "bookkeeper of Auschwitz?"

Not as ominous sounding as "Butcher of Buchenwald,"  "Angel of Death," "Blonde Beast."  "Bayonne Bleeder." "Wild Bull of the Pampas." Have to work with what you've got, I guess.

Alright, German prosecutors knock yourselves out. We need a name for this lady, though. "The Bitch of Auschwitz?" "The Radio Bitch of Auschwitz." "Radiohead."  "The Voice of Auschwitz"...Like that one! "The "Dispatcher of Death," Oooh! "W-G-A-S, all-talk, all the time."

Man, I don't know about this.