Blood Moon Rising.

Oh God. Here we go again. Sunday night will see another "Super Moon," a "Super Blood Moon," and the crazies are already out howling.

"The Blood Moon Prophecy is a religious belief promoted by some Christian ministers, such as John Hagee and Mark Biltz, which states that an ongoing tetrad (a series of four consecutive lunar eclipses—coinciding on Jewish holidays—with six full moons in between, and no intervening partial lunar eclipses) which began with the April 2014 lunar eclipse is a sign of the end times as described in the Bible in Acts 2:20 and Revelation 6:12."
-Wikipedia.

Four consecutive...falling on the Jewish holidays...six fulls in between...no intervening partials...I think they should be more specific. So this is REALLY it, huh John, Mark? I mean, you cannot get any more specific than that. You're not going to have ambiguity in interpretation to fall back on this time, no misreading, no "Oh! It was five full moons, my bad.", Noooo! Divines, this is IT. If 9:00 a.m. Monday roles around and I'm in court-working-then it better be the end of yourn preachin' days. Midnight Monday rolls around, we're still here, follow your alternative Calling in professional pizza delivery and shut the fuck up! In fact, Monday comes around it ought to be the end of your days. You guys hop on the first Air Apocalypse flight and go over to Syria and let ISIS take a little off the top. Morons.

Speaking of Moroni:

"The Church encourages our members to be spiritually and physically prepared for life's ups and downs. For many decades, Church leaders have counseled members that, where possible, they should gradually build a supply of food, water and financial resources to ensure they are self-reliant during disasters and the normal hardships that are part of life, including illness, injury or unemployment.

"This teaching to be self-reliant has been accompanied by the counsel of Church leaders to avoid being caught up in extreme efforts to anticipate catastrophic events.

"The writings and speculations of individual Church members, some of which have gained currency recently, should be considered as personal accounts or positions that do not reflect Church doctrine."

         -Church of Latter Day Saints official statement.

Hey LDS: the BYU "Fighting Mormons" got killed today by Michigan. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. (But Utah! The "Fighting Utes" murdered the University of Nike Saturday night. Go Utes.)